2:47 AM
9 CLAUDE LN · OPEN 24/7
$40.00
ON THE CARD
SHIPPED0%
FOCUS70
CAFFEINE0
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CORGI CAFE — ORDER

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CORGI CAFE
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It is 2:47 AM at 9 Claude Ln. The only cafe in San Francisco that never closes.
You have until 6:00 AM to ship. Coffee is downstream of everything.
There are no corgis. Please stop asking.

WASD move MOUSE or DRAG to look ← → turn E interact SHIFT sprint M sound CLOCK normal

Unofficial fan parody. Not affiliated with anybody. Menu prices are real.

THE WALL · LEAVE PROOF

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the wall is the cork board by the front door — go read it next shift